The Stoner’s Almanac: Seasonal Growing Tips
Welcome, my fellow leaf-lovers and backyard botanists. You've just opened The Stoner's Almanac - your seasonal survival guide for growing the dankest, frostiest, most resin-dripping nugs this side of the fence. This isn't your grandma's gardening column. (Unless your grandma grows fire weed - in which case, respect). We're talking real-deal, seasonal growing advice - what to plant, when to prune, how not to cry when your plants look droopy, and how to avoid rookie mistakes like over-loving your ladies. So spark one, grab your gloves, and let's dig in. 🌷 Spring: Wake and Bake, Baby! What's the vibe? New beginnings, longer days, and the start of something beautiful - like your grow. Spring is all about germination and seedling care. The world's thawing, the sun's clocking in more hours, and your seeds are itching to stretch. If you're growing outdoors, it's go-time for starting seeds indoors around late March or early April, depending on you...
